[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.jarozi.cz\/ach-ti-muzi\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.jarozi.cz\/ach-ti-muzi\/","headline":"Ach ti mu\u017ei","name":"Ach ti mu\u017ei","description":"Mu\u017ei se n\u011bkdy pova\u017euj\u00ed za p\u00e1ny tvorstva. Ale \u010dasto jenom pova\u017euj\u00ed. Do chv\u00edle, ne\u017e jim jejich drah\u00e9 polovi\u010dky p\u0159ist\u0159ihnou k\u0159\u00eddla…","datePublished":"2019-10-02","dateModified":"2023-05-07","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.jarozi.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.jarozi.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f14f9548cfce1bfc4b3267434069a757db9568e455121a8852ede019c83b3b5e?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f14f9548cfce1bfc4b3267434069a757db9568e455121a8852ede019c83b3b5e?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"jarozi.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.jarozi.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a356160_w3028_t1570889430.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.jarozi.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a356160_w3028_t1570889430.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.jarozi.cz\/ach-ti-muzi\/","about":["Mu\u017ei"],"wordCount":588,"articleBody":"Mu\u017ei se n\u011bkdy pova\u017euj\u00ed za p\u00e1ny tvorstva. Ale \u010dasto jenom pova\u017euj\u00ed. Do chv\u00edle, ne\u017e jim jejich drah\u00e9 polovi\u010dky p\u0159ist\u0159ihnou k\u0159\u00eddla nebo jim n\u011bjak jinak dojde, \u017ee jestli u\u017e lidsk\u00e9mu rodu vl\u00e1dnou, pak v\u011bt\u0161inou jenom form\u00e1ln\u011b, asi jako t\u0159eba britsk\u00e1 kr\u00e1lovna Kanad\u011b.Nem\u016f\u017ee to b\u00fdt vlastn\u011b ani jinak. Proto\u017ee vl\u00e1dnou v\u017edycky jenom ti nejsiln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Nebo loutky v rukou t\u011bch nejsiln\u011bj\u0161\u00edch. A \u017ee by to byli mu\u017ei? Chachacha!N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z chlap\u016f sice dodnes k\u00e1cej\u00ed stromy v lese, l\u00e1mou k\u00e1men v kamenolomech, kopou uhl\u00ed v podzem\u00ed dol\u016f nebo d\u011blaj\u00ed jinou pr\u00e1ci pova\u017eovanou ze zvyku za mu\u017eskou, ale jsou kv\u016fli tomu n\u011bjak mu\u017en\u00ed? Trochu mo\u017en\u00e1, ale v mnoh\u00e9m u\u017e jim to dnes usnad\u0148uje technika, aby to zvl\u00e1dli.A kdy\u017e takov\u00ed chlapi p\u0159ijdou dom\u016f, je jejich mu\u017en\u00e1 s\u00edla nejednou zcela ta tam. A nejenom mu\u017en\u00e1 s\u00edla, ale t\u0159eba i to, \u010demu se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 mu\u017en\u00e9 s\u00edly. A \u0159ekn\u011bte potom sami – m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt p\u00e1ny tvorstva n\u011bkdo takov\u00fd?Jen p\u00e1r p\u0159\u00edklad\u016f na uk\u00e1zku:–          Kdy\u017e po\u0161lete chlapa nakoupit, jak to kolikr\u00e1t dopadne? D\u00e1te mu n\u00e1kupn\u00ed l\u00edstek s deseti polo\u017ekami, jako je t\u0159eba chleba, ml\u00e9ko a m\u00e1slo. A on? P\u0159inese sice v\u0161ech deset polo\u017eek, ale jedn\u00e1 se o deset lahvov\u00fdch piv. V\u017edy\u0165 na po\u010det to souhlas\u00ed, tak co?–          Vezm\u011bte chlapa nakoupit s sebou! A co za\u017eijete? Nebude ve sv\u00e9 k\u016f\u017ei, bude cht\u00edt ut\u00e9ct nebo se aspo\u0148 n\u011bkam schovat, bude cht\u00edt rychle pry\u010d. A to klidn\u011b i ve chv\u00edli, kdy si budete zkou\u0161et teprve des\u00e1tou halenku, patn\u00e1ctou sukni, t\u0159ic\u00e1t\u00fd klobouk. A zkuste se ho pak nav\u00edc je\u0161t\u011b zeptat po p\u016flhodin\u011b v parfum\u00e9rii, zda mu l\u00e9pe von\u00ed ta nebo ona kol\u00ednsk\u00e1!–          Zkuste s sebou vz\u00edt chlapa n\u011bkam do lep\u0161\u00ed spole\u010dnosti! Je lvem sal\u00f3n\u016f nebo jin\u00fdm kr\u00e1lovsk\u00fdm tvorem? Kdepak. Je z n\u011bj u\u010din\u011bn\u00fd ber\u00e1nek, kter\u00fd je ochoten snad i m\u00fdt n\u00e1dob\u00ed, jenom aby tam nemusel.–          A kdy\u017e u\u017e jsme u toho n\u00e1dob\u00ed. Copak m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt p\u00e1nem lidstva n\u011bkdo, kdo \u010dasto vysta\u010d\u00ed t\u00fdden s jedn\u00edm tal\u00ed\u0159em a jednou l\u017e\u00edc\u00ed a kdo by bez pevn\u00e9 \u017eensk\u00e9 ruky myl n\u00e1dob\u00ed a\u017e tehdy, kdy\u017e by nem\u011bl z \u010deho j\u00edst?–          A dok\u00e1\u017eete si p\u0159edstavit, \u017ee by panoval lidstvu n\u011bkdo, kdo si nedok\u00e1\u017ee ani vyprat, vy\u017eehlit, uklidit, uva\u0159it? Jist\u011b, mu\u017ei to n\u011bkdy tak\u00e9 dok\u00e1\u017eou, ale to jedin\u011b tehdy, kdy\u017e je k tomu dokopou jejich \u017eeny.Prost\u011b jsou mu\u017ei p\u00e1ny lidstva. A rozhoduj\u00ed o v\u0161em. V\u011bt\u0161inou ale tak, jak jim to nak\u00e1\u017eeme my, jejich \u017eeny.A b\u011bda jim, kdyby si zkusili odmlouvat!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.9\/5 - (7 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Ach ti mu\u017ei","item":"https:\/\/www.jarozi.cz\/ach-ti-muzi\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]